NEW POST BY DR. ANDRES BODEWIG

Obama dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates.
He is very excited; all his life he's had a secret wish & longed to meet
the Prophet Mohammed.

Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack meets a man with a beard.
'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.
'No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up.' Peter then points to a
ladder that rises into the clouds.

Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, Obama climbs the
ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds coming to a room where
he meets another bearded man.

He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?
'No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still.'

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again, he
discovers an even larger room where he meets another man with a beard.
Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?

'No, I am Jesus... You will find Mohammed higher up.'
Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man! Obama can hardly contain his delight
and climbs and climbs, ever higher. Once again, he reaches a larger room
where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question:
'Are you Mohammed?...' he gasps as he is, by now, totally out of breath from
all his climbing.

'No, my son.... I am Almighty God. But you look exhausted. Would you like
a cup of coffee..?'
'Yes! please, my Lord'
God looks behind him, claps his hands and yells out: 'Hey Mohammed-- two coffees!'




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